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"The End."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Heaven

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

Book

"Delivery."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Damned if you do...

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"Never stop learning"

If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling the a X$%^ book club.

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

"I was always afraid to read it before."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."