Eternal Reader Prints

"The End."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Heaven

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Book

"Delivery."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Damned if you do...

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"I was always afraid to read it before."

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"Never stop learning"

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'