Eternal Readers Prints

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Heaven

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Book

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

Damned if you do...

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

"Never stop learning"

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

"I was always afraid to read it before."

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart...

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"