Eternal Readers Prints

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Heaven

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Book

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

Damned if you do...

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling the a X$%^ book club.

"Never stop learning"

"I was always afraid to read it before."

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart...

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"