Eternal Students Prints

'I'll never get out of the third grade -- They keep raising the retirement age.'

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"They grow up so slow."

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."