Eternal Thinker T-Shirts

A never ending 3D maze knot.

'Don't get me started - I could go on about infinity forever.'

(heaven): true, I came into and left the world naked, in-between a great legacy

"Continuous piped music! No wonder so many opt for reincarnation."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Why bother?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Extreme Sisyphus

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Life after death"

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

A Poem about Sand

Anywhere but here

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Life and Death

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'