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'The bathroom? It's that cumulonimbus, the third cloud on the right.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"It's time to pull the plug."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

A man looks up at the earth

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An amplified harp

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Valuation of Heaven

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'I was an overachiever.'

Census Infinity.

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."