Ethereal Thinker Gifts

'The bathroom? It's that cumulonimbus, the third cloud on the right.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"It's time to pull the plug."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

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A man looks up at the earth

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"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

An amplified harp

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Anything good on tonight?'

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

Valuation of Heaven

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

Man turns into an angel.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."