Ethereal Economist Gifts

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

Census Infinity.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"

'Location, location, location.'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"What's good here?"

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

'I led a long and happy life. Twenty business cycles.'

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

"It's time to pull the plug."

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

Heaven II