Ethereal Entrepreneurs Gifts

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Man turns into an angel.

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

Census Infinity.

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

Heaven II

"It's time to pull the plug."

"I understand he's here on a business trip."

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Not funny."

Production of food

Angel playing disk golf with his halo