Ethereal Band Member Gifts

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

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An amplified harp

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"What's good here?"

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"It's time to pull the plug."

'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Heaven II

'Heulluva Mark.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"Not funny."

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

'The bathroom? It's that cumulonimbus, the third cloud on the right.'

"Texting and driving?"

Angel skiing down a cloud slope.

"It's just a little death defect."

"You were supposed to leave your flash drive at the Pearly Gates."