Ethereal Economists Gifts

'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

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"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"

'Location, location, location.'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"What's good here?"

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

Census Infinity.

'I led a long and happy life. Twenty business cycles.'

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

Heaven II

"Shadow figures on laundry day"