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'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

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"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"

Man turns into an angel.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Eternal Revenue Service. Now I understand why you can't take it with you.

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"What's good here?"

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

Census Infinity.

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

'I led a long and happy life. Twenty business cycles.'

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

Heaven II

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"Shadow figures on laundry day"