Ethereal Executive T-Shirts

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Man turns into an angel.

'When is break time around here?'

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

Census Infinity.

"What's good here?"

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Heaven II

'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

"It's time to pull the plug."

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo