Ethereal Executive T-Shirts

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"What's good here?"

Census Infinity.

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

"It's time to pull the plug."

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Heaven II

'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."