Infinite Thinker T-Shirts

No, making the universe curved is not fudging infinity!

Man Chasing After Infinite Numbers. . .

'Formula of Infinite.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Seagiraffes

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

My First Camera

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"You left this on our ship."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'The Questioner'

Chiller Theatre

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Fishing Tales

Hair Crop Circle

Use your imagination.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Alien Snowmen

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"