Eternal Academics Gifts

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"Never stop learning"

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

Eternal Revenue Service. Now I understand why you can't take it with you.

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

'Even after death you must pay a tax - the sin tax, , ,'

"I wouldn't let it get to you."

Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart...

'Me retire? Never!!!'

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"