Eternal Student Gifts

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

RIP - Refused to learn from my mistakes

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'Sorry I'm late, sir! I couldn't find a parking space.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"He wasn't tenured, but you couldn't convince him of that."

Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart...

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'You know, some day I must decide what I want to be when I grow up.'

'It says here that you've been in college for the last 16 years. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Know what I hate about summer school? No snow days."

'We learned in school today that you learn something new every day, but I don't believe it!'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Empty Headed Schoolboy

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"They grow up so slow."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

Another Degree and Deeper in Debt

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."