Perpetual Students Gifts

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

Balancing money against childs education

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Scarecrow Directions

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"Never stop learning"

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

'Do you have anything for people who really can't help themselves?'

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"

'What makes you think you're so smart?'

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart...

"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years."

'I'll never get out of the third grade -- They keep raising the retirement age.'

'We learned in school today that you learn something new every day, but I don't believe it!'

'You know, some day I must decide what I want to be when I grow up.'