Perpetual Adolescent Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the essence of a perpetual adolescent? These playful and witty products are perfect for those who maintain a youthful, creative spirit despite life's the years. Ideal for friends or family who embrace their inner child and enjoy humor, these items celebrate staying young at heart while adding a touch of personality to everyday life. Explore our range and find a gift that resonates with that everlasting youthful joy.

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"It's not a good time for me at the moment, so I'm going to hang on and transform next year."

"It's not a good time for me at the moment, so I'm going to hang on and transform next year." mockup

"It's not a good time for me at the moment, so I'm going to hang on and transform next year."

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'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...' mockup

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

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Do you think I'm sixty?

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Empty Headed Schoolboy

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Elderly People

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'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?' mockup

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

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"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!" mockup

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

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Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger. mockup

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

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Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart mockup

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

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"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom." mockup

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

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"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!" mockup

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

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'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.' mockup

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

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'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!' mockup

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

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"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you." mockup

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

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"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans." mockup

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

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Strange Aftertaste birthday cards. mockup

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

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'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!' mockup

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

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"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg." mockup

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

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I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am. mockup

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

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"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'" mockup

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

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"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!" mockup

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

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Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many. mockup

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

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'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!' mockup

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

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'Each candle represents a year of you remaining 35. . .'

'Each candle represents a year of you remaining 35. . .' mockup

'Each candle represents a year of you remaining 35. . .'

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"You look amazing Dad. Has Mrs Arnold been ironing your face again?"

"You look amazing Dad. Has Mrs Arnold been ironing your face again?" mockup

"You look amazing Dad. Has Mrs Arnold been ironing your face again?"

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"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?" mockup

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

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'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.' mockup

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

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'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.' mockup

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

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Four Stages of Boyhood

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"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life." mockup

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

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"I wouldn't let it get to you."

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"Give it up, Carl. You’ve been dead for six months. You’re not gonna finish the novel."

"Give it up, Carl. You’ve been dead for six months. You’re not gonna finish the novel." mockup

"Give it up, Carl. You’ve been dead for six months. You’re not gonna finish the novel."

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'What makes you think you're so smart?' mockup

'What makes you think you're so smart?'

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"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!" mockup

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

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Perpetual Adolescent Gifts Collection

Perpetual Adolescent Mugs

Discover our range of mugs perfect for those who never want to grow up, embracing fun and humor in their daily routines. Click to explore more whimsical designs.

Perpetual Adolescent Pillows

Spruce up your living space with pillows that showcase your playful side. Browse our selection for cozy, humorous designs perfect for the young at heart.

Perpetual Adolescent Prints

Bring a touch of fun and creativity to your walls with prints that reflect the perpetual adolescent inside all of us. Click here for more playful art options.

Perpetual Adolescent T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that celebrate your youthful, creative spirit. Explore our collection for witty, fun designs that keep you looking playful and unique.