Eternal Teenager Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the joy of never growing up? Our collection for the 'eternal teenager' blends humor, creativity, and a youthful spirit to bring a smile to any fun-loving soul. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a whimsical t-shirt, or a playful print, these gifts are designed to remind everyone that age is just a number. Celebrate that everlasting youthful energy with something truly unique and delightful.

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Upside-Down Birthday 91-16.

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"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!" mockup

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

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"So, what are we doing this summer? We need to do something where in 50 years time, we look back and say, 'We did some crazy stuff that summer!"

"So, what are we doing this summer? We need to do something where in 50 years time, we look back and say, 'We did some crazy stuff that summer!" mockup

"So, what are we doing this summer? We need to do something where in 50 years time, we look back and say, 'We did some crazy stuff that summer!"

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'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.' mockup

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

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Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class. mockup

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

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"I can't get used to being a grownup." mockup

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

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'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.' mockup

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

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"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!" mockup

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

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"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know." mockup

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

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'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.' mockup

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

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Elderly People

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Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger. mockup

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

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Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child. mockup

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

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"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!" mockup

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

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"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?" mockup

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

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"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!" mockup

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

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Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold? mockup

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

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'I'm a little tea pot...' 'Act your age.'

'I'm a little tea pot...' 'Act your age.' mockup

'I'm a little tea pot...' 'Act your age.'

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"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle." mockup

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

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"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!" mockup

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

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"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm." mockup

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

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'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.' mockup

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

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Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again. mockup

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

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'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!' mockup

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

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"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!" mockup

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

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"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely." mockup

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

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"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

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'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?' mockup

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

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"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?" mockup

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

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Still living with parents....

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'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.' mockup

'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.'

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Rubber Ring

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"They grow up so slow."

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"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older." mockup

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

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Strange Aftertaste birthday cards. mockup

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

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Eternal Teenager Gifts Collection

Eternal Teenager Mugs

Discover more fun and quirky mugs celebrating the eternal teenager spirit – perfect for daily smiles and spirited sips.

Eternal Teenager Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that bring humor and warmth to your home—ideal for showing off your playful personality.

Eternal Teenager Prints

Browse our whimsical prints that add a touch of youthful zest and creative flair to your living space.

Eternal Teenager T-Shirts

Explore our vibrant collection of T-shirts that capture the fun-loving, forever-young vibe of the eternal teenager.