Perpetual Kids Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

'I'm a little tea pot...' 'Act your age.'

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Another Degree and Deeper in Debt

"He refuses to grow up."

Still living with parents....

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.'

Rubber Ring

We've been busy today, Ernie! And all because we followed Ted's suggestions! First he told us to go fly a kite. That was fun! Next, he told us to take a hike. It was beautiful. Then he said we should go pound sand and now he wants us to jump in a lake! Best day ever!

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

"All right, everybody, recess is over!"

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

'I don't care how old your wife says you act, you still can't get the child's prices.'

'Here son, let me tie your shoe strings before you get your diploma.'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

Duck, duck, goose.

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"

'What makes you think you're so smart?'

Second childhood obesity.

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years."