Perpetual Kids Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?'

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

'I'm a little tea pot...' 'Act your age.'

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

Rubber Ring

Still living with parents....

'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.'

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

"All right, everybody, recess is over!"

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

'Here son, let me tie your shoe strings before you get your diploma.'

'I don't care how old your wife says you act, you still can't get the child's prices.'

Duck, duck, goose.

Second childhood obesity.

'What makes you think you're so smart?'

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years."

'Yes, Millard, the kids all did -- but the cat is never going to grow up and move out!'