Perpetual Player Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of a perpetual player? Our collection offers whimsical and spirited products designed to celebrate endless creativity and a love for continuous fun. Whether they’re always up for a challenge or simply love living in the moment, these gifts will resonate with their lively, upbeat personality. Find the perfect way to honor their passion for never stopping, questioning, and creating—embrace their playful essence with our unique range.

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'My Terry's like a big kid. He's probably playing arcade games somewhere.'

'My Terry's like a big kid. He's probably playing arcade games somewhere.' mockup

'My Terry's like a big kid. He's probably playing arcade games somewhere.'

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Man running in a hamster wheel

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'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...' mockup

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

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Empty Headed Schoolboy

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'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.' mockup

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

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'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?' mockup

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

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Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart mockup

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

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Monks play conkers with crucifix

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'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?'

'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?' mockup

'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?'

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"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!" mockup

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

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"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans." mockup

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

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"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!" mockup

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

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"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!" mockup

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

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'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!' mockup

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

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"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life." mockup

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

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"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever." mockup

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

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'What makes you think you're so smart?' mockup

'What makes you think you're so smart?'

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"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?" mockup

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"

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'Do you have anything for people who really can't help themselves?'

'Do you have anything for people who really can't help themselves?' mockup

'Do you have anything for people who really can't help themselves?'

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"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!" mockup

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

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"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years."

"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years." mockup

"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years."

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A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would. mockup

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.

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'Clyde was a late bloomer.'

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Balancing money against childs education

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Balancing money against childs education

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'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.' mockup

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

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"Don't breath a word to anyone, but I'm never leaving graduate school."

"Don't breath a word to anyone, but I'm never leaving graduate school." mockup

"Don't breath a word to anyone, but I'm never leaving graduate school."

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"Joan has a 'young voice' for her age!" mockup

"Joan has a 'young voice' for her age!"

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Manchild Crossing

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"My plans is to take out a maximum loan, and make sure never to get a job so there's no paying back involved."

"My plans is to take out a maximum loan, and make sure never to get a job so there's no paying back involved." mockup

"My plans is to take out a maximum loan, and make sure never to get a job so there's no paying back involved."

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'It says here that you've been in college for the last 16 years. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

'It says here that you've been in college for the last 16 years. What made you stop hiding from the real world?' mockup

'It says here that you've been in college for the last 16 years. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

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'I don't have any specific complaints -- could I just stand here and moan a little?'

'I don't have any specific complaints -- could I just stand here and moan a little?' mockup

'I don't have any specific complaints -- could I just stand here and moan a little?'

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How Learning Curves Feel....

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Roller Coaster Ski Ramp

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'A moment of silence? If only that were possible.'

'A moment of silence? If only that were possible.' mockup

'A moment of silence? If only that were possible.'

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Perpetual Player Gifts Collection

Perpetual Player Mugs

Explore our full range of mugs for perpetual players—each one crafted to bring a smile and inspire their endless creativity.

Perpetual Player Pillows

Find pillows that embody perpetual playfulness—comfort and humor rolled into one perfect collectible.

Perpetual Player Prints

Browse our prints collection and bring a splash of perpetual creativity into any space—vivid, inspiring, and endlessly fun.

Perpetual Player T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to the perpetual player—fun, witty, and designed for those who love to wear their playful spirit.