Perpetual Game-goer Gifts

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Evolution.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

scrabble love

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Playing cards.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."