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'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Evolution.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

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'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Playing cards.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."