Perpetual Player Pillows

'My Terry's like a big kid. He's probably playing arcade games somewhere.'

Man running in a hamster wheel

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

'What makes you think you're so smart?'

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"

'Do you have anything for people who really can't help themselves?'

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years."

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.

'Clyde was a late bloomer.'

Balancing money against childs education

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

"Don't breath a word to anyone, but I'm never leaving graduate school."

"Joan has a 'young voice' for her age!"

Manchild Crossing

"My plans is to take out a maximum loan, and make sure never to get a job so there's no paying back involved."

'It says here that you've been in college for the last 16 years. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

'I don't have any specific complaints -- could I just stand here and moan a little?'

How Learning Curves Feel....

Roller Coaster Ski Ramp

'A moment of silence? If only that were possible.'