Perpetual Kiddo Gifts

Manchild Crossing

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Man running in a hamster wheel

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Children's imagination

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

Scarecrow Directions

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

'What makes you think you're so smart?'

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

'Clyde was a late bloomer.'

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

Balancing money against childs education

"Cedric! You're 763 years old...How can you still be so immature?"

"Don't breath a word to anyone, but I'm never leaving graduate school."

"It's not a good time for me at the moment, so I'm going to hang on and transform next year."