Perpetual Bachelor Gifts

'The eternal bachelor'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'...Please stop the...'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'I'm coping.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Tele-barketer.'

Bachelor Cake

'Dang.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Slow and hurl.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'