Perpetual Bachelor Gifts

'The eternal bachelor'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'...Please stop the...'

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

Another Degree and Deeper in Debt

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'I'm coping.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Bachelor Cake

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'Slow and hurl.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Dang.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free