Heavenly Readers Pillows

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Heaven

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

Pastoring for Dummies

Your angel is always with you

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

How to play violin while reading a book...

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

"I was always afraid to read it before."

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'Pig flu??!'

Angel reads book called epilogue.

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

'Loved your posthumously published book!'

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

"He's an old school angel."

'There's a 35 minute wait. However, if you're willing to sit in hell, I can get you a table immediately.'