Heavenly Narrative Fan Pillows

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Thomas Keneally

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Ok, ok, last page.

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

God's Double Whammy.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

I caught him curled up on a friends head; do you know what they were playing? Daniel Boone!'

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Some other sins you may enjoy.

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

Made in China

'Looking back after living 900 years, my biggest regret is taking early retirement.'

"Late, as usual."

This should be good --- Adam just pulled his seniority on her.

I was trying to rob e the stagecoach and somehow got signed up for a credit card account!

"They called him ‘weird’, they called him ‘creepy’, but now they’d call him Sheriff."

couldn't you have waited to the final episode of desperate housewives

Mikado characters

Ask Us About Our Ordeal

Daniel Defoe

Anne Enright

'He came here to try to forget.'

'Whilst you were in the toilet, they descended into the underworld.'

"That night, Rachel discovered the truth about Ed’s past…" "I’ve had it with these blasted narrative boxes!"