Remote Reveler T-Shirts

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Zoom Wedding Crasher

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

You're the olive in my martini

"I really got used to working from home."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Busking during a pandemic

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Jenga!!!

The Quantum Mechanic...

My own museum.

"Delivery."

I think we're alone now!

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

Two Pints Today Please.

Happy Hour at Harry's

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

1619: Valentine's Day

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

"Please, Papi! Can I stay up 'til midnight?"

'24 hour drinking has driven him to drink.'

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"What's your wifi password?"

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"No news is good news."

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

Valentines