Remote Reveler Pillows

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Zoom Wedding Crasher

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

You're the olive in my martini

"I really got used to working from home."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Busking during a pandemic

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Jenga!!!

The Quantum Mechanic...

My own museum.

"Delivery."

Two Pints Today Please.

I think we're alone now!

Happy Hour at Harry's

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

1619: Valentine's Day

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

'This is a song about losing something you dearly love, searching for it everywhere and finally finding it only to lose it again. I call it 'Lookin' for my remote in all the wrong places'!'

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"What's your wifi password?"

Valentines

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

You guys, if we're gonna Zoom from inside our houses, you have to move into the light.

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

"So, you plan to publish your findings?"

"No news is good news."

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."