Remote Revelers Pillows

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"I really got used to working from home."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Busking during a pandemic

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

The Remote Olympics

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"Delivery."

Two Pints Today Please.

Couch Potatoes

"Can I see your license Sir?"

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

Flying Doctor and the Second Opinion

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"No news is good news."

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

'I'm glad it's friday.'

'I called your office and I told them you were sick...They don't know who you are.'

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

"I'm at my son's graduation ceremony."

"It's a very powerful T.V. remote. I like changing channel from work, just to annoy the wife."

'Even though it's not stated explicitly, Brother Beatty, you know you shouldn't covet thy neighbor's remote.'