Remote Revelers Prints

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I really got used to working from home."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Busking during a pandemic

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

The Remote Olympics

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"Delivery."

Two Pints Today Please.

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."

"Can I see your license Sir?"

Flying Doctor and the Second Opinion

Couch Potatoes

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

'This is a song about losing something you dearly love, searching for it everywhere and finally finding it only to lose it again. I call it 'Lookin' for my remote in all the wrong places'!'

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

"No news is good news."

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

You guys, if we're gonna Zoom from inside our houses, you have to move into the light.

'I'm glad it's friday.'

'I called your office and I told them you were sick...They don't know who you are.'

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

Bar. "Unwind"? I thought you were solar-powered.

"It's a very powerful T.V. remote. I like changing channel from work, just to annoy the wife."