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'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

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Crab with a clown face.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

New York Netherworld

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Sweet surprise.

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"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

WHACK!

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'Here comes our order.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Cyber Dream

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"See how it feels"

Tree Squirrel

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'