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'Yes, I did know all of that, actually.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'You know too much,'

"I, TikTok."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

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"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Gulliver's other travels.

Crime in bookshop

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Dept. of the Treasury

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Cyber Dream

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

The Horror Film Director.