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"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'First of all, relax.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Keeping Warm in Winter

Dolphin

"...it's another metal detector."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Skier.

Freezing

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"We're luckier than most people..."

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Living in a snow globe.