Rusty Relic Seeker T-Shirts

Rust? What rust?

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Country Bumpkin.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Opening the Barrel

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"...it's another metal detector."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'That was fun!'

Olive Tree

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"Beginner's luck."