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'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Country Bumpkin.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Treasure Island Book.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Opening the Barrel

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'That was fun!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."