Rusty Gem Seeker Mugs

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Country Bumpkin.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Opening the Barrel

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

At the end of the rainbow

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."