Hidden Gems Seeker Mugs

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

"It's our neighbor. He has an interest in our yard."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Treasure Island Book.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Pirates

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

The traveling Yard Sale.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

'This looks like a good spot.'

"I got them at a car boot sale."

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

Garbage dump / Used gems.

A prince in a garden

A quest for the hold grail on eBay lacks the old sense of romance and adventure.

Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.