Hidden Gem Hunter T-Shirts

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'...All the really cool stuff is way deeper in the woods.'

"Kkerching."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Treasure Island Book.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Pianist Fraud

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

'This looks like a good spot.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"I invested all my gold into NFTs."

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

Garbage dump / Used gems.

"It's not empty, stupid! You're looking at 3 million in Bitcoin!"

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

'He has hidden talents and I'm still looking for them!'

'You both found all the hidden objects in the picture, so the promotion will go to whoever completes their connect-the-dots puzzle first.'

A prince in a garden

'I'm tired of people stealin' me gold so I put it all into Bitcoins.'

'The inspectors will never find us here!'

"According to the map the cryptocurrency treasure must be buried here!"