Hidden Gem Hunter T-Shirts

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Travel Agency. We want to go someplace touristy that on one else knows about.

'...All the really cool stuff is way deeper in the woods.'

"Kkerching."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Treasure Island Book.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Pianist Fraud

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

'This looks like a good spot.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

"I invested all my gold into NFTs."

Garbage dump / Used gems.

"It's not empty, stupid! You're looking at 3 million in Bitcoin!"

'You both found all the hidden objects in the picture, so the promotion will go to whoever completes their connect-the-dots puzzle first.'

'He has hidden talents and I'm still looking for them!'

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."