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'This looks like a good spot.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Treasure Island Book.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Pirate

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Archaeologists discover a football

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"...it's another metal detector."

Dept. of the Treasury

'It's a treasure map.'