Rusty Relic Seeker Gifts

Rust? What rust?

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Country Bumpkin.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Opening the Barrel

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"...it's another metal detector."

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'That was fun!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

Olive Tree

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'