Seeker Of Lost Relics Gifts

"...it's another metal detector."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

The traveling Yard Sale.

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

Pirates

Authentic signed Holy Grail

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

'Hey, didn't you paint that?'

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

Religious Fanatic - Good prices paid for books..statues..videos...

"Come on guys. It's not 90AD anymore! It's 100 AD. We need some fresh ideas!"

"I hate this stupid place."

Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.

Flea Market: 'They have everything here but the kitchen sink!'

'I can't believe you got such a great deal on those panties! We should shop at garage sales more often.'

'Pauline - have you seen the brochures on the 'Lost Incas' - I can't find them anywhere.'

"No, the video isn't in slo-mo. That's the speed your granddad and I actually walk."

Fish holding map of famous wrecks

A Convention of Coin Collectors.

Garage Sale

"One day son, all this will be yours!"

Styrofoam Henge, where modern technology clashes with an ancient civilization.

Junk Bought, Antiques Sold.

'Why the car was invented' 'garage sale'

Rust? What rust?

A metal detector deafening its operator.