Buried Treasure Seeker Gifts

Pirates

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Treasure Island Book.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'That was fun!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"Beginner's luck."

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat