Buried Treasure Seeker Pillows

Pirates

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Treasure Island Book.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'That was fun!'

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"Beginner's luck."

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'