Unorthodox Treasure Seeker Pillows

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"I love these old decorations!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'That was fun!'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"Beginner's luck."

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat