Quirky Treasure Seeker Pillows

Buried Rubbish

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Ball as water-melon.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Santa's Helpers

"Roadkill cookies"

"Pass that."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

International House of Excrement

Regifts of the Magi

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Fish mobsters.