Quirky Treasure Seeker Prints

Buried Rubbish

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Ball as water-melon.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Santa's Helpers

"Roadkill cookies"

"Pass that."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

International House of Excrement

Regifts of the Magi

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"What seems to be the problem?"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."