Treasure Trove Seeker Pillows

A metal detector deafening its operator.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Treasure Island Book.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

I love Museum Shops

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

"...it's another metal detector."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

At the end of the rainbow

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."