Treasure Trove Lover Pillows

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"...it's another metal detector."

The Old Curiosity Shop

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Antique silver

"I'll take it."

Archeology 101.

Garage sale.

The traveling Yard Sale.

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

Priceless antiques priced to sell!

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

Reference Section: Who's Who, Who's Kaput.

Early Emoji, the Black Spot!

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

'He's gone. Call the auctioneer.'

Antiques

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

'Get her to sign a pre-nup: You don't want to give her half your treasure if it ends up in a divorce...'

'As you can see, the place has a certain Cold War Era charm.'

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

'Undamaged, it would have been worth a small fortune...'

Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.

A dog's fleas have abandoned him to attend the flea market.

"How romantic - celebrating our anniversary at the dumpster where we first met!"